So, we are currently hanging out in a camper and renting out our house because you make big money renting out your house for the summer when you live in Bar Harbor, Maine.
And this means….
That we’re cooking outside a lot and the man is winning in his quest to be Captain Carnivore and I am losing in my quest to make us a happy vegetarian household… or is it camper-hold?
And to make it worse, Captain Carnivore is not into vegetables, thus his name. He won’t touch cucumbers, tomatoes, eggplant, zucchini or anything actually good.
But I made this anyway because sometimes I want to make something I like. And I like this… I like it a lot.
Miso Grilled Vegetables of Awesome
This recipe owes everything to Cooking Light and Naomi Duguid. All poorly thought out deviations are my fault.
- 2.5 tbsp miso – white
- 1.5 tbsp water (or enough to make it right)
- 3 tbsp olive oil (plus a bit more if needed for consistency)
- 1 lb zuchinni (cut into slices about ⅓-inch thick)
- .5 lb eggplant (cut into slices about ⅓-inch thick)
- 2 whole peppers (red and orange and yellow are the coolest. Sorry. Green. Cut each into six pieces)
- 1 whole red onion (cut into wedges)
- 1 big spray cooking spray
- 2 sprigs mint leaves (optional)
- 1 whole lime (optional)
Use the cooking spray to coat your grill rack. Not the outside of the grill. Then turn the grill on to high heat.
Think about how some writers write under the influence of illegal drugs. Wonder how they keep track of their plot.
Put miso and water together. Wonder if they like each other or are eyeing each other warily, wondering what will happen next.
Shout, “IT’S A PARTY,” and slowly add oil. Stir them all up with a whisk and sing your favorite party song. Are there writer party songs? There should be.
Put the vegetables EXCEPT THE ONION in a pan, say, “Now it’s really a party, babies!”
Add about 5 tablespoons of the miso party mixture.
Toss it up.
Think about parties from your younger days.
Feel badly for the onion, out on its own with no miso mix, unable to be tossed around because it’s too fragile and will break apart.
Feel like the onion.
Brush onion with what’s left of the miso marinade, and whisper, “It’s okay… You can party, too. You’re okay. You’re loved and included.”
Put everyone on the rack on the grill, even the onion.
Zucchini, eggplant, and bell pepper can only party for about 4 minutes on each side.
They don’t have the onion’s stamina. Be proud of the onion and grill it for 6 minutes on either side.
Basically, grill the veggies until they are tender veggies.
Put some mint on them and serve them with lime wedges. Because they are done.
Shaun Verdict: You are trying to kill me.
Dog Verdict: Rub some dirt on it, we’ll call it good.
Carrie Verdict: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
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Please buy it so I can keep buying food for the dogs… and stuff…
People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
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