Oreo Truffle Chocolate Balls Recipe of Awesome from Cooking With a Writer

Oreo Truffle Chocolate Balls of Awesome Recipe
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Oreo Truffle Chocolate Balls of Awesome
Oreo Truffle Chocolate Balls of Awesome Recipe
Course dessert
Cuisine american
Keyword oreo
Prep Time 55 minutes
Cook Time 5 minutes
Passive Time 30 minutes
Servings
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Ingredients
Course dessert
Cuisine american
Keyword oreo
Prep Time 55 minutes
Cook Time 5 minutes
Passive Time 30 minutes
Servings
allegedly
Ingredients
Oreo Truffle Chocolate Balls of Awesome Recipe
Instructions
  1. Take most of the cookies except maybe 9 cookies. DO NOT EAT THE 9 COOKIES! You are not Cookie Monster. You are a person. You have will power, don't you?
  2. Go to the store and buy another pack of cookies because obviously you are more Cookie Monster than human and Oreos are irresistible.
  3. Okay. Let's get started for real. Crush 9 cookies in a blender or food processor or a sealed bag and smack with a rolling pin Set them aside for future fanciness. The crushed cookies. Not the rolling pin.
  4. Crush the rest of the cookies. NOT IN YOUR MOUTH! DO NOT PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH! HAVE CONTROL, I BEG OF YOU! Writers need will power. They should be fine crumbs, excellent crumbs, actually.... fine, excellent, tasty crumbs.
  5. Put the crumbs in a bowl NOT YOUR MOUTH! Add cream cheese. Mix until it is super blended. Make into 42 1-inch-diameter balls. Do not giggle about the word balls because that's not the kind of writer you are, is it? Wonder how such a nice word like 'balls' can turn so naughty. Think about how we ruin good words. Be sad. Eat a ball.
  6. Chill the balls in the refrigerator for 20 minutes or 30. Find this amusing. Think that "Chill your balls" should be somebody's wrestling catchphrase or something. Realize the sugar from the Oreos has made you punchy. Delight in your punchiness and dance around singing, "Chill your balls" for that 20 minutes.
  7. Melt the chocolate. You can do this on the stove (in a pot) and stirring it slowly. Do not burn it. You can do it in the microwave at 30 second intervals. Don't burn it there. Make it smooth and delicious looking.
  8. Take your balls out of your fridge. Oh man.... I can't publish this, can I? Okay. Take the cold balls and roll them in chocolate so they are covered in it. Use two spoons. Put them on wax paper and store them in the fridge. Maybe lock the fridge.

So, this is adapted from Bakers recipe on that all recipes site and I’ve legit been making them for 10 years, only around the holidays because they are so super addictive. In the quest to convince the Man in the House that meat is not necessary, this is a good food.

Man Verdict: Mruummm Mrummmm. Munch. Sigh.

Dogs’ Verdict: Stop making food with chocolate! Give us bacon and chicken liver. 

My Verdict: I am not into sweets. I am into these. 

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Author: carriejonesbooks

I am the NYT and internationally-bestselling author of children's books, which include the NEED series, FLYING series, TIME STOPPERS series, DEAR BULLY and other books. I like hedgehogs and puppies and warm places. I have none of these things in my life.

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