Cheesy Broccoli of Horror’s Renaissance
carriejonesbooks When I was little (okay all the way through high school), the only way my mom would eat broccoli or cauliflower was if she smothered it in Velveeta cheese mixed…
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Tempeh Fries of Revision Hell
So, yeah. This happened. Man Verdict: Why are you crying into your tempeh? Me: I gave up potatoes. Man: Why? My Verdict: Because I obviously hate myself and carbs are…
Chocolate Caramel Bars To Fight Sorrow In Case You Might Not Get A Birthday Cake or Whatever…
may be secretly terrified that nobody makes me a birthday cake for tomorrow, but I don't want to admit this fear or bake my own in case someone else gets…
Authors Are LIARS – Let’s Pretend It Ain’t Winter Smoothie Recipe
Anyone who knows me, knows that I am not the best person to live in a climate that has winter. I develop anxiety every night – just this slow-roll that…
Miso Mushroom Soup of Magic
I found this recipe on All Recipes by someone mysteriously known only as Claudia. I owe a lot to the mysterious Claudia because this is my new favorite recipe. Man…