For those of you who don’t know me, or know that I’m crazy, let me explain about Grover and John.
Sometimes when you are a writer you become paralyzed by fear.
Come on my dear. Write! Just 1,000 words. You can do it.
No! No! I couldn’t possibly!
You think you suck. You worry about tiny two-word phrases in reviews that could possibly be negative. You wonder if you are totally unoriginal, if you have anything to say, and even if you do have something to say, why say it?
I CAN’T DO THIS!! is often our writing mantra.
This attitude basically leads to sitting in front of the computer staring, or sometimes throwing yourself on the couch and having a good cry.
To combat this, I’ve enlisted Grover and John Wayne.
Grover is the nice one. He disco celebrates with me.
He occasionally deposits raunchy sexual hints.
Oh, Cawwie. You can do it. Do you want to pet my kitty?
He makes me feel better and when all else fails we just get totally tanked together and talk about the good times.
Do you remember when your books were on the New York Times bestsellers’ list, Cawwie? That can happen again.
God love you for a liar, Grover.
And then there is John, the Inner Critic.
John is the task masker, the enforcer. He gets out that big gun (Do not say anything sexual, Grover) and gets me to work.
I mean it kid, I am sick to death of all this whining.
He tells me not to feel sorry for myself or wimp out.
Do you really want to deal with this, little woman, huh? You want to have a piece of this?
Today is a John day. Blah.
Take a look at this, Carrie. It’ll make you feel better. I’m a cookie jar.
Yeah, great John.
But anyway, we all have inner cheerleaders and inner critics, but we tend to pay much more attention to those inner critics, those storylines telling us we suck, we’ll fail, that there’s no point. Those critics? They need to be banished. We need to cultivate and listen to our inner cheerleaders instead.
Because there is enough negative forces out there in this world that we navigate bashing against us. We don’t need to join them. We don’t need to bash ourselves, too. Often the first step to success in our lives and the first to making lasting positive change in this world, is to embrace the good, the positive, to cultivate it, to grow it in ourselves and others. Spread that. Be your own damn cheerleader and cheer on others, too.
THE NETHERLANDS IS AWESOME
Steve Wedel and I wrote a super creepy book a few years back called After Obsession and it’s making a big freaking splash in the amazing Netherlands thanks to Dutch Venture Publishing and its leader Jen Minkman.
Check out this spread in a Dutch magazine. I met a whole bunch of Dutch readers last Friday and let me tell you? They are the best.
IN THE WOODS – READ AN EXCERPT, ORDER NOW!
My new book, IN THE WOODS, is out!
It’s with Steve Wedel. It’s scary and one of Publisher’s Weekly’s Buzz Books for Summer 2019. There’s an excerpt of it there and everything! But even cooler (for me) they’ve deemed it buzz worthy! Buzz worthy seems like an awesome thing to be deemed!
You can order this bad boy, which might make it have a sequel. The sequel would be amazing. Believe me, I know. It features caves and monsters and love. Because doesn’t every story?
You can buy limited-edition prints and learn more about my art here on my site.
PATREON OF AWESOME
You can get exclusive content, early podcasts, videos, art and listen (or read) never-to-be-officially published writings of Carrie on her Patreon. Levels go from $1 to $100 (That one includes writing coaching and editing for you wealthy peeps).
WHAT IS PATREON?
A lot of you might be new to Patreon and not get how it works. That’s totally cool. New things can be scary, but there’s a cool primer HERE that explains how it works. The short of it is this: You give Patreon your paypal or credit card # and they charge you whatever you level you choose at the end of each month. That money supports me sharing my writing and art and podcasts and weirdness with you.