So, you want to be a bad writer, come sit down.
carriejonesbooks Bad writers, gather around. I see that you’re already glaring at each other and/or looking at your phone in an attempt to avoid human contact. Beautiful. You’re off to such…
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Cooking With a Writer – RAH! MAN! Ramen with Miso and Roasted Vegetables
Sometimes, I have days when I want to scream, “RAH!!!” Today is like that. This is for a bunch of reasons including someone saying, “Wow. You look tired.” Me: Me:…
Perfectionists aren’t Perfect
Perfectionists aren’t perfect people. They are almost always miserable people. Seriously. Think about it. There’s no such thing as perfect and if you are constantly trying to achieve perfection? What…
Cooking With a Writer Squash Me Up Soup Recipe
In order to make a good book, a break-out novel, you have to have inherent conflict, opposing forces that both want something. This is my house. I want to not…
How To Write Sucky YA Novels
So, you want to write a young adult novel and you want it to be bad? I hear you. You’re tired of trying to write good novels for kids. Writing…