Dutch Oven Your Hero
carriejonesbooks So, last month Carrie was on an airplane, where she was trapped on a Philadelphia runway for awhile. Okay, hours. And someone kept expelling gas out the rectum. In Shaun…
March 2019
Boys Who Broke My Heart
I once saw a blog all about BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART. I, of course, had to write my own list. Here’s the thing, I never was actually physically attracted…
Tempeh Fries of Revision Hell
So, yeah. This happened. Man Verdict: Why are you crying into your tempeh? Me: I gave up potatoes. Man: Why? My Verdict: Because I obviously hate myself and carbs are…
The Best Writers Care
I was just visiting an awesome school in Greensboro, North Carolina talking about my Moe Berg picture book biography and I was telling the kids about how to show not…
Making Bad Guys in Writing and Life – Dogs are Smarter Than People Podcast
Lots of us have bad people in our writing and our lives. These antagonists run the gamut from people who make us scream at their Facebook posts of Fakeness to…