Death By Christmas Tree; the U.S. has always been a hot mess
carriejonesbooks Back in 2008, a man in Florida basically tried to kill his father with a Christmas Tree. At first, in some horrible, weird way, I was kind of impressed, because…
November 2017
I Totally Forgot to Title This Post, but let’s call it Giving Tuesday even when you think you suck and you aren’t doing anything at all that’s helpful in this world
1. One of my blogging friends was feeling sad yesterday even though he is published because, basically, he’s worried about being a mediocre writer. 2. It is easy to worry…
Authors are Really Actors Playing All the Roles
I come from a theater background – sort of. Basically, I spent a lot of my time singing and dancing and acting (badly) when I was growing up and then…
Signs of Author Sell-out or Authors Being Desperate
1. You’ve started having all your characters drink Coke Zero in every scene in hopes of a sponsorship. ie: “Mmm, this Coke Zero is yummy,” Chloe said, quenching her thirst…
Marsie the Cat: Human, I hear you are thinking of abandoning your identity and starting all over from scratch. Me: How would you “hear” this? Marsie: Cats are telepathic. Me:…