Why, hello. Yes, it is me, Carrie, a carb-loving writer on a quest to make her household (gasp) vegetarians.
Because I felt guilty about the kale and the tomatoes that I’ve been throwing at the man lately (Only after he threw them at me first), I’ve adopted a recipe that I think will not incite any sort of unhappy incidents.
Because they are nachos and nachos, my friend, are awesome.
Veggie Nachos, Baby
I like nachos. Nachos have carbs. I don’t care. The end.
4 oz cheddar (shredded like it was at a really good book launch)
4 oz pepper jack (shredded and hot like it was at a really good book launch somewhere warm (Hint; Not Chicago. I always get sent to Chicago. I like Chicago. Chicago is not warm))
1 whole pepper (green, red, orange – just dice it up )
1/3 cup feta cheese (because I live in Maine and we have no cool Mexican cheese)
1/3 cup onions (green or regular, diced)
2 tbsp cilantro (You can blow this off if you hate poor Cilantro)
some or whatever guacamole or avocado (if you're into it)
some or whatever salsa (pre-made, homemade, it's up to youPreheat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place handfuls of chips on the baking sheet and distribute evenly, minimizing the gaps between chips. Set aside.)
Find your oven. It should be in the kitchen. It was there last time you looked and I don’t think you’re living in a T.C. Boyle or Vonnegut novel so it should still be there. Okay. Found it? Put it on 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Find a baking sheet. Line it with parchment paper. DO NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT EATING NACHOS!
If you are a writer who solely makes money from writing ignore the parchment paper and just spray the sheet. It’s cheaper.
Put the chips all across the sheet. Try not to have gaps because stuff will leak through. NO LEAKING ALLOWED!
Okay. You have a nice bottom layer. It is the supporting structure of your nachos just like you have to have a supporting structure of your new story: A LOVE STORY: ONE WRITER AND HER QUEST FOR CONSTANT CARBS.
On top of that layer you want to put the beans. Spread them out nicely. Do the same with the cheeses, pepper, feta and any spicy things.
Put that party in the oven. Love it. Admire it. Obsess over it. The carbs. The cheese. The beauty. Bake until the cheese melts.
This should be somewhere around 10 minutes.
Take it out of the oven.
I know you want to gobble it all up but refrain, my carb-loving friends, refrain.
Why, refrain? Because it isn’t over yet, my friends. Wave bye to ketosis and dollop on the guacamole. Then sprinkle onions and cilantro on there.
And there. Eat it! Call it good. Forget about ketosis and whole-day-diet stuff of 30 things or whatever the heck they call it. Gobble up those nachos. It’s one life, baby. Let’s live it.
Man Verdict: Thank God. You don’t hate me.
Doggy Verdict: Why must tortilla chips have salt? We can’t have these, can we? Why do you hate us, human?
My Verdict: Nachos have totally supplanted potatoes as my comfort food.
ENHANCED PAPERBACK RELEASE!
Carrie Jones, the New York Times bestselling author of Flying, presents another science fiction adventure of cheerleader-turned-alien-hunter Mana in Enhanced.
Seventeen-year-old Mana has found and rescued her mother, but her work isn’t done yet. Her mother may be out of alien hands, but she’s in a coma, unable to tell anyone what she knows.
Mana is ready to take action. The only problem? Nobody will let her. Lyle, her best friend and almost-boyfriend (for a minute there, anyway), seems to want nothing to do with hunting aliens, despite his love of Doctor Who. Bestie Seppie is so desperate to stay out of it, she’s actually leaving town. And her mom’s hot but arrogant alien-hunting partner, China, is ignoring Mana’s texts, cutting her out of the mission entirely.
They all know the alien threat won’t stay quiet for long. It’s up to Mana to fight her way back in.
“Witty dialogue and flawless action.”—VOYA
“YA readers, you’re in for a treat this week. Hilarious and action-packed, this novel is sure to be the perfect summer read.”—Bookish
“Funny and playful, with a diverse cast of characters and a bit of romance and adventure, Flying is the perfect light summer read.”—BookPage
Our podcast DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLEis still chugging along. Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of.
The Final Time Stoppers Book
What is it? It’s the third TIME STOPPERS book!
Time Stopper Annie’s newfound home, the enchanted town Aurora, is in danger. The vicious Raiff will stop at nothing to steal the town’s magic, and Annie is the only one who can defeat him–even though it’s prophesied that she’ll “fall with evil.”
Alongside her loyal band of friends Eva, Bloom, SalGoud, and Jamie, who still isn’t quite sure whether he’s a troll or not, Annie journeys deep into the Raiff’s realm, the Badlands. The group will face everything from ruthless monsters to their own deepest fears. Can Annie find the courage to confront the Raiff and save everyone, even if it means making the ultimate sacrifice?
What People are Saying About The Books:
“An imaginative blend of fantasy, whimsy, and suspense, with a charming cast of underdog characters . . . This new fantasy series will entice younger fans of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.” – School Library Journal
“The characters show welcome kindness and poignant insecurity, and the text sprinkles in humor . . . and an abundance of magical creatures.” – Kirkus Reviews
“An imaginative blend of fantasy, whimsy, and suspense, with a charming cast of underdog characters . . . This new fantasy series will entice younger fans of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.” –School Library Journal
For signed copies – email firstname.lastname@example.org for Sherman’s or email email@example.com let them know the titles in which you are interested. There’s sometimes a waiting list, but they are the best option. Plus, you’re supporting an adorable local bookstore run by some really wonderful humans. But here’s the Amazon link, too!
So, I’ve been super stressed out lately – not in an anxiety way, but more of a “Oh My Freaking Word I have no time” way.
Which is never fun. So I needed a really fast vegetarian recipe that didn’t have:
Why? Because Mr. Meat Lover hates those things. Me? I love them, but whatever.
So… I decided to make corn and black bean quesadillas. It’s quick.
Corn and Black Bean Quesadillas of No Stress
For the stressed-out writer with no time
2 tsp olive oil
4 TBSP onion (diced)
1 can black beans (15 oz or so, drained)
1 can whole corn (drain this bad boy, too)
1 TBSP brown sugar (yum)
.25 cup salsa (pretend salsa isn't made from tomatoes)
2 TBSP butter (split in half)
8 8-inch flour tortillas
1.5 cup shredded cheese (cheddar, jack or a mix)
Writer, you have no time. I get it. Big breath. Get read to cook
Get saucepan. Do not drop it because of nerves. It is okay.
Put burner on medium.
Pour oil into saucepan.
You can do this. You have deadlines. You have kids. You have pets. You have yourself and life is moving too fast but it is totally okay, writer.
Stir in onion.
It takes about 2 minutes to soften.
No. Two minutes is NOT too much time.
See? Two minutes have passed.
Stir in corn.
Stir in beans.
Stir in sugar, salsa, and pepper flakes if you feel like them. Like 1/4 tsp.
Curse me out for not putting that in the directions.
Cook for 3 minutes, which is how long it takes to heat.
THREE MINUTES IS NOT TOO MUCH TIME! AUTHOR! CALM DOWN!
Yes, you’re write. Yelling at you doesn’t help. You have frayed nerves. You have emotion. You have deadlines.
Repeat after me, “It will all be okay. It will all be okay.”
Get a big skillet. Put on medium heat. Melt a little of the butter in there.
Put a tortilla in the skillet.
Sprinkle cheese over it.
Top with bean mix from other pan.
Put tortilla on top.
Cook until it’s a nice gold, like a medal you will win for your writing. It is even round like a medallion! Wow quesadillas are awesome.
Once it is gold on one side, flip it, cook until it is GOLD on both sides.
Do this for all the tortillas. You may need more butter.
But you did it, writer, no stress!
Man Verdict: I love this. Salsa does not count as tomatoes
Dog Verdict: Yum
Carrie Verdict: Salsa is MADE of tomatoes usually.
Yep, it’s the part of the blog where I talk about my books and projects because I am a writer for a living, which means I need people to review and buy my books or at least spread the word about them.
I’m super good at public image and marketing for nonprofits but I have a much harder time with marketing myself.
So, please buy one of my books. 🙂 The links about them are all up there in the header on top of the page on my website carriejonesbooks.blog. There are young adult series, middle grade fantasy series, stand-alones for young adults and even picture book biographies.
Write! Submit! Support! Begins Again in July!
There is a quick webinar (free) on Tuesday about the Write! Submit! Support! class that was created at the Writing Barn in Austin. You can sign up for that here.
It’s not easy to create a thriving writing career in the children’s industry, but what if you didn’t have to do it alone? Write. Submit. Support is a six-month program designed by author and Writing Barn Founder Bethany Hegedus. Classes are led by top creatives in the children’s industry field; they’ll give you the tips and tools you need to take both your manuscripts and your developing career to the next level. Think of it as an MFA in craft with a certificate in discovering (or recovering) your writer joy! – Writing Barn
Carrie is all strengths. Seriously. She’s compassionate, funny, zesty, zany, insightful, honest, nurturing, sharp, and…Wow, that’s a lot of adjectives. But really, I couldn’t praise Carrie enough as a mentor. I’ve long respected her writing, but being talented at something doesn’t automatically mean you will be a great mentor. Carrie just happens to be one of those rare cases of extreme talent and excellent coaching. Aside from the specific feedback she offers, she also writes letters in response to the process letter and analyses. These letters have been so impactful for me as I writer that I plan to print them and hang them up. Creepy? Maybe. But they are so inspiring. And that, in the most long-winded way possible, is how I would summarize Carrie as a mentor—inspiring.
Dogs Are Smarter Than People
And finally, the podcast DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE is still chugging along. Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of.