Don’t Text The Wrong Person LOVEY DOVEY Things
carriejonesbooks I used to be an emergency dispatcher. I just sort of filled in shifts. This was good because: 1. It got me away from the computer and talking to real…
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When Good Dogs Go Bad
So, a long time ago Carrie had a dog named Scotty, and she used to fill in at the police department as a dispatcher. For those of you who don’t…
Not All Politicians are the Same
Okay. As you know I have a big problem with stereotypes. This isn’t just about stereotypes about gender or race or ability or sexual orientation or religion or class or…
Dead Butt Syndrome
People, you have got to get your butts out of the chair, or the bed, or whatever. Seriously. Your butt is breaking! Sorry Dying. Your butt is dying! According to…
People Rubbing Basil on Other People
At the grocery store last night, there were people in the line behind me who were not from Maine. The evidence for this conclusion? 1. They were tan.2. They had…