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You can call it nonsense.
You do you. It’s all good.
I give writing tips and talk more deeply about the things that make me think over here. Our podcasts? All over the place, but you can see them here.
You can learn more about me here if you’re into it. And check out my books if you want.
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Good morning! Look, people might tell you that you can’t do something. They might try to define you. They might even try to convince you that: Cats cannot role-play Godzilla Cats cannot eat gingerbread houses Cats can’t motivate on Mondays But those people? They are wrong. Only you get to define you. Go be Godzilla!…
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When I wrote my first book, my parents were both still alive. I’ve always been the weird one in the family, the one who didn’t make sense, who wore Snoopy shoes and had a weird voice, and was born 14 years after my closest sibling. I never felt like part of a family, but I…
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Good morning! I hope you all claw onto life and your goals today, the way Marsie my cat claws onto my leg. Make it hurt. 🙂 Protect your goals and your life. Guard them. Own them. Keep your eyes half open all the time. You’ve got this. #cat #monday #amwriting
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Back in 2008, a man in Florida basically tried to kill his father with a Christmas Tree. At first, in some horrible, weird way, I was kind of impressed, because seriously, how ironic and anti-Christmas is death by Christmas tree? Like, if I wrote that in a book some reviewer would say, “Jones’ quirky writing…
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Marsie the Cat: Human, I hear you are thinking of abandoning your identity and starting all over from scratch. Me: How would you “hear” this? Marsie: Cats are telepathic. Me: What am I thinking right now then? Marsie: That you want me to sit on your arm and knead it with my claws until…
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Once when I was in college I wanted to die so badly that I stood on Lisbon Street in Lewiston, Maine and tried to decide which car to jump in front of. There were lots of reasons I felt that way at the time and one of those reasons was my seizure medication had…