How to Make a Good Book Better
carriejonesbooks I am currently being whipped down into one of Dante’s lower circles of hell due to: 1. My deadline crunch on a million things. 2. My dog who has decided…
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As writers, how do we give kids hope?
As I struggle to finish the first draft of my new novel before my April 1 deadline, I can’t stop thinking about hope and suffering and how it relates to…
Tips on Not Going to Jail on a Monday
Oh, you know you need this. I’m on a road trip right now, so I’m reposting this old blog from a couple years ago because we all need to not…
DESPERATE CHILDREN’S BOOK WRITER DECIDES TO COMMIT FELONIES
NICE TOWN, MAINE — Today, children’s author Willow Whitehouse decided to commit some hardcore felonies in hopes of landing an elusive book contract. Her first illegal act consisted of running…
CARRIE JONES DECIDES TO FINALLY ACT LIKE AN AUTHOR
CARRIE JONES DECIDES TO FINALLY ACT LIKE AN AUTHORFebruary 10, 2020, Issue 1, Vol 1. BAR HARBOR, MAINE — Sitting at her constantly breaking iMac and staring at the blank…