Literary Terms? Who Wants them? Who Needs them?
carriejonesbooks As you may remember last week we began Carrie’s Anti-Craft Book of Literary Terms, which is also called: GLOSSARY OF IMPORTANT LITERARY TERMS, WHICH I WOULD (MAYBE) FIND IN A…
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Top Signs of Author Sell-Out also known as Desperation
It happens to so many writers we know and love. Holidays. Birthdays. The amount of money in their checking account has decreased exponentially and they suddenly realize that they need…
How To Write Sucky YA Novels
So, you want to write a young adult novel and you want it to be bad? I hear you. You’re tired of trying to write good novels for kids. Writing…
Local Author Gets Kicked Out of Coffee Shop
RANDOM PLACE, MAINE — Local author Carrie Jones was kicked out of the town’s one and only coffee shop today when she ordered a decaffeinated tea rather than a super…
CARRIE JONES DECIDES TO FINALLY ACT LIKE AN AUTHOR AND GIVE UP
31 January, Issue 1, Vol 1. ELLSWORTH, MAINE –– Sitting at her Powerbook with the missing “Y” key and staring at the blank Word document on the screen, a young…