Why It Is Good I Am Not Famous
carriejonesbooks Okay. Let me just say that I am super glad that I am not famous. Here is why: There are no paparazzi following me around. If there were I would…
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Am I Klutzy? No? Yes? What Are The Truths About Ourselves, Really?
A long time ago, my now-dead mom called and the first thing she said on the phone was not: 1. Hello. 2. Hi. This is Mom. 3. Yo. 4. Pant.…
The Story Behind My Scar
If you ever meet me, you will instantly know that I am not a supermodel. Actually, you just need to see a photo to get that. And that’s a good…