Let’s Pretend It Ain’t Winter Smoothie Recipe
This recipe is adapted from life and also an All Recipes by Licia McClung O’Neill! Many thanks to Licia!
Servings Prep Time
2people 10minutes
Cook Time Passive Time
0 minutes 0 minutes
Servings Prep Time
2people 10minutes
Cook Time Passive Time
0 minutes 0 minutes
Ingredients
Instructions
  1. Dear God, how is it still winter?
  2. Winter will never end
  3. Winter is not coming, Game of Thrones people. Winter is freaking here.
  4. Okay. Try to breathe. The days will eventually get longer. The sun will eventually shine. You can fight this! YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS NEVER-ENDING WHITENESS AND COLD.
  5. Find your blender. Wipe the ice off it. Remember all the happy times you and your blender had in the summer? You can do that again.
  6. Pour juice into blender.
  7. Remember being warm. Remember not having to constantly wear layers. Remember when your fingers weren’t too frozen to text or type.
  8. Add fruit to blender.
  9. Though your brain is frozen, remember to put the cover on the blender and turn it on. Blend. Make it smooth. This takes 1 minute.
  10. Try not to drink summer right out of the blender, but put it in glasses (two). Drink. Remember what it was to be warm.