Beans, Refried like Revised but Better, YangGang Style

Beans, Refried like Revised but Better, YangGang Style

[wpurp-searchable-recipe]Beans, Refried like Revised but Better – – INGREDIENTS, 2 cans of pinto beans or one 30-oz can, canola oil, garlic (NO VAMPIRES HERE! ), l yellow onion, tomato (Don't tell the tomato haters it's in here. Sh! ), parsley, cilantro, salt and pepper to taste (I love the phrase 'to taste.' ), cumin (My to taste is triple this. ), oregano, Mince the cilantro, garlic, parsley. Stay true to your vision. Don't think about the cilantro haters. They won't know it's in there if you don't tell them just like NO READER will ever figure out that the evil mayor in your magical town in your middle grade fantasy is actually the president. Oops. They know now.; Dice the onion and tomato. Don't think about the tomato haters. They are always whining. This is why they have no Twitter followers. Stay true to your vision. ; Open the cans of pinto beans. Yep. Open them. Don't just toss them around and juggle them like your subplots. Drain excess liquid and think about how draining is such a mean-sounding verb. "DRAIN THE BEANS!" Wonder if this could be a campaign slogan if you ever transition from writer to politician. ; Cough uncomfortably. You'd secretly like that, wouldn't you? All those cool speeches. People would APPLAUD your words or write mean tweets about you, but you would get attention – real attention. Imagine how many Twitter followers you could have. Maybe you should write about this.; Go write. Think about UBI and how many cans of pinto beans you could afford if that happened.; Actually come back and make the food. Put oil in a pot. ; Set the temp to medium. ; Saute the garlic, onion and tomato in there. ; Season with salt, pepper, cumin, and oregano. ; Add the parsley and cilantro. ; Cook 10 minutes or so until onions are translucent or about 10 minutes. ; YOU CAN WRITE YOUR SPEECH IN THIS AMOUNT OF TIME! GO WRITE!; Make sure to get "DRAIN THE BEANS" in there. ; Add beans.; Stir.; Add 1/2 cup water.; Lower temperature to a simmer that resembles your new political aspirations. ; Realize you have a chance at this if you use the hashtag #yanggang on a all social media.; For 30 minutes write your political thoughts on Twitter using the hashtag. Watch your following grow.; Eat.; – <p>UBI stands for Universal Base Income. You can find out more about Andrew Yang's proposal <a href="https://www.yang2020.com/what-is-freedom-dividend-faq/">here</a&gt;. </p> – Cooking With A Writer[/wpurp-searchable-recipe]

Beans, Refried like Revised but Better, YangGang Style

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Author: carriejonesbooks

I am the NYT and internationally-bestselling author of children's books, which include the NEED series, FLYING series, TIME STOPPERS series, DEAR BULLY and other books. I like hedgehogs and puppies and warm places. I have none of these things in my life.

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