I’ve Got A Feeling that these are Black-Eyed Peas Of Dopeness – Cooking With a Writer

Yes! There is cauliflower in your black-eyed peas. Do not judge!

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I've Got A Feeling that these are Black-Eyed Peas Of Dopeness Vegetarian Recipes of Awesome Quirky Fun by NYT Bestseller Carrie Jones
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I've Got A Feeling that these are Black-Eyed Peas Of Dopeness
The original recipe that this has been adapted from is here: https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/12/a-vegetarian-thanksgiving-table/ It's been featured in other places, too. It's just that good.
I've Got A Feeling that these are Black-Eyed Peas Of Dopeness Vegetarian Recipes of Awesome Quirky Fun by NYT Bestseller Carrie Jones
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 20 minutes
Passive Time what the what is this thing called passive?
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people
Ingredients
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 20 minutes
Passive Time what the what is this thing called passive?
Servings
people
Ingredients
I've Got A Feeling that these are Black-Eyed Peas Of Dopeness Vegetarian Recipes of Awesome Quirky Fun by NYT Bestseller Carrie Jones
Instructions
  1. Get a big pot and heat oil on medium-high heat. Ignore the haters who have noticed cans of black-eyed peas. You'll show them. Sauté onions and green peppers in that oil until they are soft. Inhale the smell of onions and green peppers. Shout to the haters, "DOESN'T THAT SMELL GOOD?"
  2. Realize the haters are your own family members and not trolls on Twitter. Realize this might be a problem.
  3. Add cauliflower to the mix. Stir it all until it is lightly browned (5 to 8 minutes). Ignore the man standing over you who just said, "WHAT IS CAULIFLOWER DOING IN BLACK-EYED PEAS? WHERE THE HELL IS THE HAM?" Forgive him for his bias. Hum Black-Eyed Peas songs. Actually, no sing the chorus about your 'lovely lady lumps.' Tell him those lovely lady lumps will be off limits unless he stops with the judges attitude. Add garlic, cumin, chili powder, cinnamon, cayenne and salt. Cook 2-3 more minutes.
  4. Add the peas. Add the tomato sauce, water, soy sauce, brown sugar and vinegar. Yell to the man who is STILL COMPLAINING and decide you will only speak to him in Black Eyed Peas lyrics for now. To begin this new enlightened age of conversation shout, "Don't Phunk With My Heart." Reduce heat to medium. Simmer the veggies and your anger, uncovered. Do this 10 to 15 minutes. Shout things like, "Where is Love?" and "Pump It," and "I Gotta Feeling" until man apologizes and admits everything smells delicious.
  5. Taste it. Announce in your best Fergie voice, "Just Can't Get Enough." Serve. Make maple butter if you think the family deserves it. Forget it. YOU deserve it. "Hey Mama. Rock that Body" because this recipe? It is "Dopeness."

As you may have noticed by now. I’m trying to convince the man in the house to be – gasp – a little bit healthier by eating more vegetarian meals.

Since his favorite self-made meal is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese with meat mixed in (He has affectionately named this meal the swear-word for excrement) this hasn’t been easy.

But this recipe? After much mocking (as heard on our podcast, Dogs are Smarter than People) was a massive hit.

Man Verdict: I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Dog Verdict: We can’t even try this.

My Verdict: This is the first time, I’ve actually liked black-eyed peas.

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Author: carriejonesbooks

I am the NYT and internationally-bestselling author of children's books, which include the NEED series, FLYING series, TIME STOPPERS series, DEAR BULLY and other books. I like hedgehogs and puppies and warm places. I have none of these things in my life.

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