Brood Me Up – Cheese Daisies

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Brood Me Up - Cheese Daisies
Cheese Daisies are amazing. The end. This recipe is adapted from Charleston Receipts.
Brood Me Up - Cheese Daisies Recipe
Prep Time 30 minutes
Cook Time 12 minutes
Passive Time 30 minutes of chilling
Servings
people
Ingredients
Prep Time 30 minutes
Cook Time 12 minutes
Passive Time 30 minutes of chilling
Servings
people
Ingredients
Brood Me Up - Cheese Daisies Recipe
Instructions
  1. Writers are supposed to be brooding. Let us brood
  2. Cream that butter and then cream the butter and cheeses together. Pretend it is everyone who ever told you that writers were supposed to brood.
  3. They don't define you. You define you.
  4. Sift flour with salt and pepper. Look at the grains clutch each other like a happy writer community. Add it into the creamed stuff.
  5. Writer communities are made up of all kind of writers with all kind of differences, damn it. And some of us are not brooding.
  6. Repeat after me as you chill for a half hour, "Writers can be happy. Writers can be happy."
  7. Once the dough is chill and you are chill (30 minutes) take it out of the chilling place and roll it out.
  8. Use a small biscuit cutter and feel good about it. Make some of them less uniform because EVERYTHING DOES NOT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE SAME!
  9. Regain your chill.
  10. Spray a sheet pan. But the cheese daisies into the oven that's at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Cook for 12 minutes.
  11. Eat all the servings. Be happy.
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Hush That Puppy – Cooking With a Writer – Vegetarian Recipes

Drain the balls on paper towel. Eat them all. Forget about serving size. Just eat them all.

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Hush That Puppy - Cooking With a Writer - Vegetarian Recipes
When The Man gets cranky about vegetarian food, I basically just cook him baked goods... MAN VERDICT - I am in the South again. DOG VERDICT - Why are onions in here? CARRIE VERDICT - Yes. I like this.
Hush That Puppy - Vegetarian Recipes Cooking with a Writer
Course side dish
Cuisine southern, vegetarian
Keyword hushpuppy
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time about 10 minutes
Servings
humans
Ingredients
Course side dish
Cuisine southern, vegetarian
Keyword hushpuppy
Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time about 10 minutes
Servings
humans
Ingredients
Hush That Puppy - Vegetarian Recipes Cooking with a Writer
Instructions
  1. Look at all those dry ingredients. They are so dry. Let's make them love each other and mix them all together.
  2. Oh, man. That's too much homogeneity. It's like writing a book and having every sentence start with "THE WHITE MAN SAID." Nobody wants a book like that. Cough. Nobody better want ta book like that. So add the minced onion. Then add the egg and the milk all beaten together. Make them look like circles kind of.
  3. Okay. Get some fat. Pour that into a deep stove-safe pot. Get it super hot. Drop little spoonful (balls) of the concoction into that boiling fat. Do not imagine that is your stomach. Do not imagine anything negative. We are comfort fooding here and writers need comfort food.
  4. When those little spoonfuls float? They are done. Like a witch during the horrible times when they'd dunk them to see if they were witches. WHY DID YOUR MIND EVEN GO THERE?
  5. Wow. It's a bad day. Drain the balls on paper towel. Eat them all. Forget about serving size. Just eat them all.
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Hush That Puppy - Vegetarian Recipes Cooking with a Writer