| Prep Time | 10 minutes |
| Cook Time | 0 minutes |
| Passive Time | 0 minutes |
| Servings |
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Ingredients
- 1 cup pineapple juice
- 1 big banana cut it into pieces
- 1 cup strawberries frozen or not
- 1 cup blueberries or mixed berries frozen or not - you can substitute mangos
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Instructions
- Dear God, how is it still winter?
- Winter will never end
- Winter is not coming, Game of Thrones people. Winter is freaking here.
- Okay. Try to breathe. The days will eventually get longer. The sun will eventually shine. You can fight this! YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS NEVER-ENDING WHITENESS AND COLD.
- Find your blender. Wipe the ice off it. Remember all the happy times you and your blender had in the summer? You can do that again.
- Pour juice into blender.
- Remember being warm. Remember not having to constantly wear layers. Remember when your fingers weren't too frozen to text or type.
- Add fruit to blender.
- Though your brain is frozen, remember to put the cover on the blender and turn it on. Blend. Make it smooth. This takes 1 minute.
- Try not to drink summer right out of the blender, but put it in glasses (two). Drink. Remember what it was to be warm.