Raspberry Pie

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Raspberry Pie of Bravery
This is adapted from the great HORN OF THE MOON COOKBOOK by Ginny Callan
raspberry pie of courage and quotes
Cuisine american, vegetarian
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 40 minutes
Passive Time 2 hours
Servings
humans
Ingredients
Cuisine american, vegetarian
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 40 minutes
Passive Time 2 hours
Servings
humans
Ingredients
raspberry pie of courage and quotes
Instructions
  1. Put the oven on 375-degrees Fahrenheit
  2. Think about Brene Brown and how she is telling you that you always have to take risks. Making this damn pie is taking a risk because raspberries are so damn expensive.
  3. Feel powerful for taking a risk.
  4. Oh damn. Honey is expensive too. Pretend you are not a starving writer, but a bad-a** woman with a six-figure book deal, a Brene Brown of writers selling your ideas about courage to other writers and you can totally afford honey and raspberries, damn it.
  5. Put the expensive honey, flour, and cream all in a bowl and beat them there until your dreams come true and you are this writer. No, actually just beat it until there are no lumps.
  6. Now, be gentle writers. Pretend the expensive raspberries are your creations, your book babies, and you want to gentle stir them into this mixture, which represents the book buying public aka readers.
  7. Pour it all into the pie crust.
  8. Pray that it will be good and not a sad, little mess. Channel your inner Brene Brown and repeat for 40 minutes, "Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen."
  9. Once 40 minutes is over , take the pie out. It looks good, doesn't it? Look at you, brave one! Taking the risks. Leaving courage via story and honey and raspberries and other expensive ingredients.
  10. Refrigerate it for 2 hours and go watch TED Talks by B. Brown.
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