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Marsie the Cat: Human, I hear you are thinking of abandoning your identity and starting all over from scratch.

Me: How would you “hear” this?

Marsie: Cats are telepathic.

Me: What am I thinking right now then?

Marsie: That you want me to sit on your arm and knead it with my claws until the pain makes you forget that you want to make a whole new identity and then you will be so grateful that you will give me poached ahi tuna and also make the dogs stop raiding my kitty litter box.

Me:

Marsie: What? Are those not your thoughts?

Me: I think those are your thoughts, buddy.

Marsie: My thoughts should be yours. I am cat.

Me: Maybe my new identity should be cat.

Author: carriejonesbooks

I am the NYT and internationally-bestselling author of children's books, which include the NEED series, FLYING series, TIME STOPPERS series, DEAR BULLY and other books. I like hedgehogs and puppies and warm places. I have none of these things in my life.

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